you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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