Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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