But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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