so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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