i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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