She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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