brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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