How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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