Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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