I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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