i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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