On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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