he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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