is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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