How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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