I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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