Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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