who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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