i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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