but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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