is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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