White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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