32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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