i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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