I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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