I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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