But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
