Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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