i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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