I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
