Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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