Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Drake has all the answers
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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