Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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