Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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