The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
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I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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