What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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