They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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