Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Who wears a wallet chain?!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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