she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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