No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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