I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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