I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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