tell your sister to shave her snatch
Michael Bay diarrhea
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize