Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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