I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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