I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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