I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
pray to the hookup gods
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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