shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
So I just went to clothing optional bar
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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