why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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