if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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