And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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