why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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