Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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