Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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