an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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